I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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