she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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