New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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