Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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