Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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