I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i dont even know how to be here
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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