it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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