I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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