Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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