I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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