Kiss
Puke
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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