I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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