I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i dont even know how to be here
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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