Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
