PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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