i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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