I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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