im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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