I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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