i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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