Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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