We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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