Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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