I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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