Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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