that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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