I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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