I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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