He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Found the puke drawer
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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