he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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