Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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