Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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