i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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