I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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