I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Never underestimate the power of titties
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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