normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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