brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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