I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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