office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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