did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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