whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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