I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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