my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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