I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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