We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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