is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Small penises have feelings too.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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