kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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