Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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