Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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