If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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