I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
where am i from again
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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