I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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