We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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