RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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