FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Drunk is not a location!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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