thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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