Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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